Remember the first time you saw the horror movie 'The Ring' or am I the only one that recalls seeing the flick I thought was going to be a romantic comedy? Needless to say, I was bombarded by images from a video so disturbing that I think I found my first grey hair after the film ended.

I never thought I would see something that could match the utter horror of this video, but alas - I WAS WRONG. The name of the girl in THIS film is not Samara (from the Ring) but Heidi...Heidi Montag from 'The Hills'. This video is the ultimate horror film, THE scare of the century. As Heidi catterwalls clad in workout clothes attempting a poor man's version of Olivia Newton John's 'Physical', you have to wonder if the greatest horror of all is that this girl ACTUALLY thinks she can sing.
I keep waiting for the phone on my desk to ring and when I answer, someone in a ditzy blonde voice whispers...'seven days.'

Posted by JESSE