I saw a woman on the subway today curling her eyelashes with a spoon. After coming to (post rage black-out) I had to stop myself from grabbing that spoon and gagging myself with it. I went to say something but realized my voice was trembly and worried that the first word out of my mouth would be "Girrrrrl..." a la Jackee from the show 227. After thinking for a moment I realized; maybe I should be applauding this woman for her ingenuity. Maybe this was a revolution in beauty application. The child in me remembered Ariel from A Little Mermaid brushing her hair with a fork. But Ariel was a MERMAID with a crab for a best friend. The spoon is not a beauty utensil. I mean, what's next- blush application with a butter knife? 'Spooning' is beyond a beauty don't, I don't care how busy, how rushed, how behind you are. Somewhere in the world Pat McGrath is weeping. It is a sad, sad day for beauty.

Posted by JESSE